#33) I wanna change my hair
I have worn my hair natural for most of my life...there have been times that I wanted to change my hair, but never did...now, I want to have a different look, but not too extreme. Maybe I should follow the crowd and go blonde.
#32) I am too x-rated for Target
My co-workers laugh at my turning everything into a double entendre. They tease me by saying, we see why you have four children. My store manager has overheard me say three off colour remarks...he turns scarlet red and then leaves the break room...the latest incident dealt with an ice cream cone. I went to Chick fil-a for lunch and got a cone. When I got back to Target, a co-worker asked where I got ice cream from. Told her. She said she didn't like the way my cone looked. I said, "That's because I was sucking it." She: "What!?" My supervisor, ETL-GS, turned red. Today, I made a suggestive comment to a co-worker, so he put me in a headlock..."Okay, you mussed my hair, I have nuts in my lap, you made me drool, what do you have to say for yourself?" "Uhm, those aren't my nuts." Most of the time, people say that they don't know what I said b/c they know it will be naughty.
#31) I would like to be married
I think people were meant to be in pairs...coupledom...Eventually, I would love to find someone that can accept all my flaws, wouldn't mind being a father to four that aren't his biologically, and that I can be Beyonce to his Jay-Z and cater to him...it would be nice to come home from work, get dinner ready, feed the children and put them to bed, get sexy, and pamper my man once he gets home...but, if I am gonna do all that, he is gonna have to be the head of the household by being financially responsible and prudent, wanting to cater to me and pamper me as much in return...
