#32) I am too x-rated for Target
My co-workers laugh at my turning everything into a double entendre. They tease me by saying, we see why you have four children. My store manager has overheard me say three off colour remarks...he turns scarlet red and then leaves the break room...the latest incident dealt with an ice cream cone. I went to Chick fil-a for lunch and got a cone. When I got back to Target, a co-worker asked where I got ice cream from. Told her. She said she didn't like the way my cone looked. I said, "That's because I was sucking it." She: "What!?" My supervisor, ETL-GS, turned red. Today, I made a suggestive comment to a co-worker, so he put me in a headlock..."Okay, you mussed my hair, I have nuts in my lap, you made me drool, what do you have to say for yourself?" "Uhm, those aren't my nuts." Most of the time, people say that they don't know what I said b/c they know it will be naughty.
posted by :::::::::::::kimya:::::::::::::::: @ 11:58 PM
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